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Enjoy thousands of Adult Hindi Jokes, also called Dirty Hindi Jokes or funny adult Hindi jokes or Sexy Hindi Jokes or Adult Indian Jokes or Hindi Sexy Jokes. We have all kind of Dirty Adult & Sexy Non Veg Jokes In Hindi & English Adult Language. We provide you with latest Non veg Hindi Jokes and Adult Non Veg SMS where you can send them as messages in WhatsApp, Viber and other Chat Services for Free.
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1. Sardar ki wife romantic mood

main pooray bed pr bazu phaila

kr lait k boli…

“kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

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2. Indian PM to Zardari:

Mre pas Bipasha hy, Katrina hy,

Aishwarya hy, tmhare pas kia hy?

Zardari: Mere pas Gulishtan-e-Jouhar

mai Flat hy, sabko le aao!

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3. Raat 3 Bajay Unknown number

se phone aya,

Hello! yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ

rehti hain?

AWAZ AAI..

SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA

Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti?

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4. “Imran Hashmi”

“On Cosmetic Shop”

“Aik Lipstick Daina”

“Shop Keeper”

“Kon Sa Colour”

“Imran Hashmi”

Yaar Colour ko Choro”

Taste Acha

Hona Chahiye”

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5. Director to heroein:

Tmhe 4 Gundy pakren gy

phr hero bachany aye ga.

Heroein:hero kon?

Director:imran hashmi!

Heroine:To usse mjhe kon

tera baap bchaye ga?

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6. Osama sent a code msg to Bush.

370H SSV 0773H

BUSH, FBI,CIA can’t decipher it &they ask pakistan’s ISI 4 help.

ISI:

Mobile putha kr k wekho.

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1. Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to

samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.

Banta: Kyun???

Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies

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2. Aik AurAt doosri se:

JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou

TumhArA 1 BAchA thA,

Ab 3 hAin…! KAisey ?

Doosri shArmA k:

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mAAngney AA jAtey hAin…!

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3. Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi

wala teeka laga dain

Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain

Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11

bachay hain.

Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain..

4. Q: What is Differance between

Aadami & Aurat?

A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut

sari Ummeed karti hai.

Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato

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5. Little bird in the sky,

Dropping potty in the eye,

u don’t worry,

u don’t cry,

u just thank god,

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6. PRINCIPAL:

Agar koi larrka girlz section

gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine

hoga or 2nd time 200 and

3rd time 500 hoga.

STUDENT:Sir Monthly pakage

kya hai……

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1. Nargis se ek program main

kisi ne sawal poocha:

Aap subah uth k sab se

pehle kya kaam karti hain??

Nargis:

Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

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2. 1960″s girl

Ami ma jeans pehn lon?

Ami

Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey

2010″s girls

Can i wear jeans?

Mom

Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka

wasta kuch to pehn le..

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3. Teacher: ‘kisses’ ko sentence

mainn is tarah istamal karo

k word b na ae aur meaning ajae?

Student: Aj subha subha begam

se bohat moun mari hoi…

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4. 80 yr Man:My 20yr Wife is

Pregnant.Any advice?

Dr said pehle 1 story suno

1 Shikari ko shikar pe jane

ki jaldi thi,wo Gun ki jaga

ghalti se Chatri le gya,

usne jungle mai 1 Sher dekha,

jaldi se Chatri ka handle

khencha aor fire kia,

sher gira aur mar gaya

Old man:Namumkin Kisi aor

ne fire kia hoga.

Dr:EXACTLY

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5. Mureedni:

peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain

Peer:

zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:

peer ji mujhay kiss to

nahin karain gay?

Peer:

daikha tuje ilhaam hona

shuru hogya hy..

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6. HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon,

ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don,

Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE,

ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun..

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2. Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me
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Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru
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Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya &
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Girl: condoms Dena..

Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e

Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi,
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Fauji's wife daily sends her
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Fauji: Wo to theek hai,
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just like at the dinner table ...

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Husband is praying before going to bed ...

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Here is Happy Holi Message in Bhojpuri 2014 for bf, gf ,fiance, fiancee, lovers.Get happy holi day Quotes in Bhojpuri 2014 of romantic SMS from below. 17th March, 2014, the day when the love will shower with Colors on the lovers. And on this very Colorful day we are always here, to give you latest happy Holi Message in Bhojpuri 2014 and happy Holi Quotes in Bhojpuri 2014 for romantic greetings. Send this holi SMS by messages to your love.

History of Holi Festival Celebration

We all celebrate Holi but hardly anyone knows the reason behind its celebration and origin. Originally Holi is a Spring festival. It celebrates good harvests and fertility of the land. There are many legends and history associated with the origin of this spring festival. The most popular among these legends is the one about the story of Prahlad, the son of the evil King Hiranyakasipu and the devotee of lord Vishnu. He tried hard to kill him but every time Lord Vishnu saved him. One of the sisters of the king named Holika had a boon to remain unscathed by fire, so she followed her brother's wishes. However, with this sinful act against Lord Narayana's devotee, Holika's boon ended and she was burnt to ashes, while Prahlad came out safe. From that day onwards Holi is celebrated as the festival of the victory of good over evil. Even today, bonfires are lit on the night before Holi in memory of the event and burning of the evil Holika. It symbolizes the victory of Good over evil. Holi commemorates this event from mythology, and huge bonfires are burnt on the eve of Holi as its symbolic representation.

Holi also celebrates colors. It is called the festival of colors. Lord Krishna and Radha is associated with the celebration of colors. It is the immortal love of Krishna and Radha, which is associated with the celebration of colors in Holi. Holi is also called Vasant Utsav or the festival of spring. The day after burning the Holika people put the ashes from the fire as Vibhuti on their forehead often mixed with Chandan paste (Sandalwood paste). Around the same time of the year as Holi, Catholics also celebrate ash ceremony called, Ash Wednesday. It is believed that on the day Holika was burnt Lord Shiva opened his third eye and burnt Kaamdev (the God of Love) to ashes because once Kaamdev in his foolish pride aimed his love arrow at Lord Shiv who was in deep meditation. Sensing his presence Lord Shiv opened his third eye and burnt Kaamdev to ashes. Rati, Kaamdev's wife, beseeched Lord Shiv to take pity on her and restore her husband to life. Shiv relented and granted her the boon that she could see her husband but he would remain without a physical form. Hence, the songs sung during Holi tell the tale of Rati and her lamentations. These are the few legends, which tells us the origin of Holi festival and its celebration.

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Holi Ka Tyohaar Ba,
Masti Ka Ambaar Ba,
Bhabhi Sang Kheliyo Masti Ma,
Bhang Ka Khumar Ba,
Holi Hai Sa Ra Ra Ra.

Tohaar Chunariya Rang Du Ba
Tohar Choli Rang Du Ba
Ghagariya Tohri, Angiyaa Tohri
Iss Holi Mein Rang Du Ba
Holi Mubarkak!
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Sa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Jogira sa ra ra
Wah bhai wah, ba kheladi ba……..
Ek kua mein saat kabutar, saato mange dana……………..
Lakhan baba taal lagawe,
nache onkar nana
Fir dekh dekh re………….
Sa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Jogira sa ra ra
Wah bhai wah, ba kheladi ba……..

Ene gailu wone gailu, gailu baswari…………..
A bhaiya se rangwaw lu bhauji, ab devra ke ba paari
Ab hai re hai re hai
Sa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Jogira sa ra ra
Wah bhai wah, ba kheladi ba……..

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Holi ke huddang machal ba, lagal duwara bheed……..
A fagun mein saiyaan na aaile , futal takdeer….
Fir dekh dekh re………….
Sa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Jogira sa ra ra
Wah bhai wah, ba kheladi ba……..
Saali ke sang saat saheli, saato khele holi………….
A saato milke jija se rangwawe apan choli…….
Ab hai re hai re hai……….
Sa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Jogira sa ra ra

Happy Holi Messages in Marathi

Holi Dar Varshi Yet, happy Holi sms in Marathi
Aani sarvana rangun jate Te rang nighun ja,
Pan tumachya premacha rang tasach rahto.
Happy Holi 2014 !

Holi sms in Marathi Language :

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat,
Wahun jate sahwasache pani,
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto…
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani!!
Happy Holi to all !!

Holi Greetings in Marathi Language :

Rangachya Duniyet Sarv Dangle,
Rang Birangi Rangat Chimb Chimb Ole Zale.
Happy Rangpanchami all of u!!

Pyar sneh samarpan dular mohabbat,
Sadbhawna sadvichar in saat rango ki
Rahe baucchar aaj ka din laye aapke jeevan.
Me satrangi bahar.
HAPPY HOLI !

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1. Jangle men shair ki bivi

k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo

ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha

b araha tha

Donkey ne poocha tum

kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa

hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai..

2. Do U know Y There is gaps

between fingers?

No?

Because!

Someone will come in your life,

will Hold your hand

& slowly say

“Le pakar GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga…!”

3. Load shedding ki musibat.

Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.

darwaza knock kia.

Bivi:kon?

Admi:Guddu da abbu!

Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,

phir andar kon hai?

4. MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,

mom Le i sufi,sufi pe atmad jo

tha,suba hui to na sufi tha

na maha..

3 sal bad maha mili,

7 habib or sultan b thy.

or kro sufi pe atmad…

5. Class one me aik new bachi

admit hui to sb bachon ne

usay phuphi phuphi kehna

shru krdia..

Bachi ne madam ko bula liya

Madam: jin bachon ne is ko

phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..

sb bache kharay hogay siwaay

chotay bachay k..

Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi

nahi kaha?

Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho

ka phupha hoon.

6. Nargis se ek program main

kisi ne sawal poocha:

Aap subah uth k sab se

pehle kya kaam karti hain??

Nargis:

Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

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Top Best WhatsApp Status Ever Seen

Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
The road to success is always under construction.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Born to express not to impress.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

Best Funny Whatsapp Status

I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Someone asked me, How’s life….?
I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Best Romantic Whatsapp Status

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.
There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine

Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…” ♥ :-)

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

My real smile comes when i am with you.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)

“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”

Best Cool WhatsApp Status

Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman
INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore!
I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once
Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

Best Attitude WhatsApp Status

1. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
2. I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
3. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
4. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
5. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.
6. “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.
7. How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.
8. Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
9. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
10. When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
11. An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
12. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.
13. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
14. After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…
15. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
16. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher
got the job.
17. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still
smiling.
18. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
19. If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
20. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged
It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.
I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once
I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”

WhatsApp Status Ideas

Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.

Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can’t make a rainbow, without a little rain.

When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don’t understand that you make yourself available for them every time…

Success always hugs you in private… but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.

Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.

Silence is the most powerful scream.

Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.

Silence is the most powerful scream.

I never see the forest for the tree.
nothing to display just look at me.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman
Live your life and forget your age.
It’s sad how social networking sites kill relationships, friendships and trust in people.
There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look
For all people who make me laugh : Thank you
Always Love your frnds from your Heart not from your mood or need.

Best WhatsApp Messages

Changing Times:
Essay Writing Contest topic for School Students
A Day in the Life of Your Mother… without Whatsapp?

Sit in grief and depression for the whole day and nobody shows interest in knowing what’s wrong.
But smile seeing a message on your phone and the whole damn world wants to know what’s the message!

I just wanted all of you know that I’m leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So see you .
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after lunch!

Whatsapp creators are damn imaginative. They have made sure that ladies chat and there’s no noise also!

Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life.

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Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?

Girl - How do u know?

Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!

Girl-U r not wearing underwear

Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!

Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.

Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.

Arz Kiya H

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Gaur Farmaiyega.

Wah Wah, !!!

"Sun to Le Bhosdi ke"

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...

Suhaag Raat Me Wife :

Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Pati: Sex ho jaye?

Wife:Nahi

Pati: Zewar la dunga

W:Nahi

Pati: Car launga

W:Nahi

Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...

Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha

Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola

Doodh hi nai hai

Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon"

Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.

Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.

Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,

aap ek baar try karo na!"

Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."

Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-

"kar nahi paaunga"

Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?

Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.

Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

GHOR KALYUG:

Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain !

Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?

Boy :Bilkul nahi !

Girl :To phir rehne de kameene :)

Director 2 Sunny Leone-

Suhagrat ka scene hai,

Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai

Aur hero ko pilana hai.

Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to

Hema Malini Ko le lete. !

Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Ek Bhikari: “Behanji ek rupiya dedo.”

Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”

Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..

dil bhawuk ho gaya.

Shahid Kapoor must have rejected

‘Grand Masti’ coz he thought

the letter ‘r’ is unnecessarily

added to the title.

CONDOM salesman:

Condom chahiye kya???

Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.

Salesman:

Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike...

MAUN-VRAT ke dinl

Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya

Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya

Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega

Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??

Kuljit: Choot..!

Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye"..

Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.

School ki Ghanti.

Garib ka Darwaja.

Jawan Ladki.

INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE

BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !

The Most emotional line said by a girl to a boy after break-up-

"Jaanu, hilaate waqt to yaad karoge na ?

Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli

koi gyan ki baat btao.

Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to

dhyan aur gyan

dono ki Maa chud jati he !!

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